bet my balls to the barn door

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.

I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

by Gak gak attack December 21, 2021

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

by scooner March 21, 2018

Goes like a barn door in a storm

Is sexually very energetic and enjoys sex + + +. Think of a barn door banging away in a storm and you will get the picture. Used in reference to the female sex ie

How is Debs in bed?
She goes like a barn door in a storm ;)))
You lucky bugger!

by minerva1961 February 28, 2011

U-Barn Dictionary

When a person with a Southern Accent refers to this site.

Dave - Have you looked it up on Urban Dictionary?
James - You mean U-Barn Dictionary.

Dave - I guess.

by Goblin Truck August 25, 2015

long-barn

An alcoholic beverage consisting of water and grey goose. Add ins include chests, also known as nuun electrolyte tablets.
The name comes from the grey consistency similar to that of the long barn in fortnites battle royal map at “risky reels”

Let me get a “long-barn”

Or
I’ll have a “long-barn” with a chest

by Billy674 July 15, 2018

Biloxi Barn Burner

When doing a girl in an old Chevy pick up truck, you run out of lube so you grab the bottle of whiskey from behind the seat and apply a lil bit to the dried area. After done with the post-sex smoke, you attempt to flick the cigarette out of the truck, but it bounces back, landing in the whiskey soaked area, thus starting a fire (aka, the barn burner). All while in Biloxi, Mississippi.

Redneck 1: Did you hear what happened to Bob?
Redneck 2: Yeah, he burned his dick off thanks to a Biloxi Barn Burner.

by Lucky Sumbitch October 1, 2008

fire barn

a fire station that hugely resembles a barn

"The fire barn throws hoppin Halloween parties"

by Angie November 12, 2004