A girl who constantley blogs or post things on facebook about being country ; also fantasizes about how one day they will marry there red neck romeo.
Barn Whore FB post : " If you aint country, you needa gitcha butt outta here honey. "
Post 2 : " There aint nothin sexier than some wranglers, old t-shirt, and cowboy boots. "
Post 2 : " There aint nothin sexier than some wranglers, old t-shirt, and cowboy boots. "
by Lethal Lemon Ninja June 06, 2013
Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"
This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"
This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"
"Barne's Test mate?"
"Yeah ok she's alright."
"Barne's Test mate?"
"Yeah ok she's alright."
by The one with pie February 26, 2009
She is a beautiful person, and is always with her friends, and is valued. She is determined to do anything and everything. She is a teachers pet and gets straight A's. An Autumn is an amazing person.
Autumn is a beautiful amazing person.
Autumn is really smart.
I go to her for anything.
Autumn Barnes is always with her friends, and she is determined.
Autumn is really smart.
I go to her for anything.
Autumn Barnes is always with her friends, and she is determined.
by Miranda Greene March 31, 2016
A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.
Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.
by Faux Fu Chu September 13, 2016
by rtj loco September 26, 2003
when the decor inside some ones home or business resembles the interior or exterior of a barn.
most common in rural communities
most common in rural communities
"hey Renee, what do you think of the new paint job at that neighbourhood sports pub?"
"meh, It's alright the colour is kinda Barn-esque though..."
"meh, It's alright the colour is kinda Barn-esque though..."
by gorgeousgeorge83 January 05, 2010