Long Island Balloon

Fill a water balloon with urine, and during intercourse, make it explode over the woman's face. As shock overtakes her, jizz in her mouth. Spank her, and leave.

Dude, i had a long island balloon with your mom last night.

by Acollectionofpeople October 12, 2009

baliwood

Baliwood: The film industry of India, also called 'Bollywood.' Rhymes with Hollywood. India was once credited with having the largest film industry in the world. If you count number of films (roughly 800 per year) made, not cost of production, it beats Hollywood cold. Also a notoriously cheesy style of belly dancing and Sound of Music intertwined.

That film is so Baliwood.

by praguelodyte September 4, 2004

balloonis

1. Full of empty or pretentious language; bombastic.
2. Unduly enlarged or aggrandized; inflated

The attempt to expound on his balloois ethos made his argument appear spurious.

by Joe Physics June 18, 2004

balionk

A dirty ho who has sex with your mother!

You are such a dirty Balionk!

by Megan Skogsbergh April 16, 2005

Balloon Mail

Sending a balloon in the air with a note or postcard attached with some sort of way to communicate with the sender. When the balloon falls and you find it, you somehow contact the sender to let them know how far it went.

She sent up some Balloon Mail with a postcard of New York on it, and it was found by two days later by someone from Ohio.

by Mo Layyy August 3, 2007

Balloon Boy Dad

A father who has completely too much confidence in his son.

Dad 1: "My kid is the fucking shit at sports; yeah Jimmy, break his fucking neck!"

Dad 2: "What the hell? They're playing basketball, and our kids are on the same team. Not to mention they are 10."

Dad 1: "stfu my boy pwns. He could kick your ass"

Dad 2: " You're a fucking Balloon Boy Dad aren't you?"

by mrjubjub April 21, 2010

BALLOOTY

Ballooty- when she has balloon sized booty

My girl though, she got a ballooty, doe.

by Killacruz July 15, 2016