Beached whale

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

by ad991223 November 17, 2009

Bachelor Breakfast

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).

Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!

by nicocaponi March 23, 2009

beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

by drewford September 14, 2005

CONFIRMED BACHELOR

i am a confirmed bachelor (though not gay) as one might think-however what could be classed as alternative type.

geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the cock tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.

by A confimed bachelor! July 21, 2004

bacheloritis

A single straight adult male who lives alone and makes very minimal effort or no effort to cook and/or clean.

My brother always goes out to eat, and his apartment has a 2-inch-thick layer of dust on everything. He definitely suffers from bacheloritis.

by averycopeland December 12, 2013

Bachel

to be a bachelor; to live the lifestyle of a bachelor.

Tom has been bacheling ever since he and June divorced in 2012. Yeah, bacheling. You know, like being a bachelor? All right whatever I'll just make an urbandictionary entry for it. Yes, I've been bacheling for a while too. You can tell, can't you. Whatever.

by bachelorforlyfe September 12, 2016

Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020