Arizona State University

ASU is where rich, retarded kids go to school

John: "I got into Arizona State University."

Bill: "I mean your a rich retard John so no shit."

by EatShitAndDie March 12, 2019

Artson

Arson done for an artistic message or purpose, to convey something deeper than the fiery act suggests.

"This burning stripped Christmas tree rolling down the hill represents my feelings towards the commercialization of christmas."

-Artson

by Peasantman January 3, 2011

arigonance

noun: The quality of possessing both arrogance and ignorance in equal measure.

Donald Trump's arigonance surrounding the "investigation" of President Obama's birth status/certificate is overwhelmingly shameful.

by MzReneeCTJ May 18, 2011

Arizonkey

a Arizona tea+ Whiskey mix
= arizonkey

"Bro! Tori just handed me five huge bottles of an Arizonkey mix for tonite!"

by TheTori July 7, 2012

arizona bet

A bet (wager) that is so serious, it is made over the Arizona Iced Tea drink. The bet is initiated by someone calling a bet, then spilling some Arizona. The winner is awarded a can of Arizona from every person involved. The bet can't be broken, since everyone LOVES Arizona.

Person 1: "yo i bet you an arizona that she will get laid soon"
Person 2: "Definitely not. The arizona bet is on! "

Person 1: "The Yankees will win."
Person 2: "No they won't. Let's bet an Arizona on it"

by albanian guy October 14, 2012

Arizona Sandstorm

The sexual act of a male wrapping his dick in sandpaper with the rough side on the outside and then having vaginal intercourse with a female.

Dude, she totally wanted the Arizona Sandstorm! She must have a vagina of steel!

by TheCakeIsNotALie May 12, 2014

arizona prickly dick

two days after shaving your shaft, you get that slight tight stubble that takes on the same characteristics of a cactus.

get that Arizona prickly dick out of my va jay jay, that shit feels like a cactus. you better not have holes in that jimmy either!

by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016