alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020

alfie kingham

the king of ham

this guy is alfie kingham

by Max Mckenzie February 17, 2017

Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.

"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."

by Beaztly July 5, 2021

Alfie

Alfie’s are tough oftentimes they get told they take steroids the have huge whale dicks and get all the pussy

Alfie’s have great bicep genetics and all the girls love them

by The big a _76 November 23, 2021

alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

Alfie hurrell

Alfie hurrell is the kind of guy to get a girlfriend and spend all day shagging her but hey who am I to judge it’s what he does

Person 1:mate he’s with his lass all day everyday

Person 2: he has pulled an alfie hurrell

by Abcdefudaddyxxx April 9, 2023

Alfies house

A piece of garbage that stinks

Hey ur house is like alfies house

by Word Meanings6969 June 30, 2021