Amish oven

When going down on a women wearing a full length skirt or dress and she passes gas and you are trapped inside.

I was going down on my girlfriend when she Amish ovened me.... It was terrible.

by Batboy1974 January 16, 2017

Alison

Alison’s are the sweetest people in the world. You can tell them anything and they will keep it secret. They are also very good at sports and understand how annoying it is to have your name spelled with 2 L’s instead of 1 L. They are funny, kind, athletic and, if you are lucky, play Xbox with you. She can also tend to be the mom of your friend group.

Alison is really easy to talk to

by Alex Morves November 18, 2018

amish milkshake

When you suck an Amish man’s dick until he finishes, and before you swallow you then suck milk out of the utter of a cow and swish the mixture of jizz and milk around in your mouth before you swallow it.

I’m going on a date at the barn with Laura tonight! I hope to give her an Amish milkshake tonight!

by Dumb idiot bitch March 26, 2022

amish gansta

An amish who has many hats and plows. Also an amish gansta carries his wife in his beard.

What a selection of black hats. Must be an amish gansta.

Someones nitting in that amishs beard. He must be gansta

by Craig Bannerman February 9, 2007

alison

Alison. One of the most pure people you’ll ever encounter. She is beautiful inside and out. Alison is like the light at the end of the tunnel. She will always find a way to make you smile no matter how down you’re feeling. She’s also a goddess when it comes to memes. Her meme game is superior to everyone else’s. This girl is an angel sent from heaven. She has the most beautiful smile and smooth hair. She is absolutely gorgeous. Alison is a very genuine person and cares for others unlike no other. She is very friendly and approachable. If there is one flaw about Alison, is that she is a fan of the Steelers, but otherwise she is amazing. If and when you ever meet an Alison, you better fucking hold onto her. You will regret not doing so. (Btw, she’s Polish and can make some smack Polish food)

friend 1: wait. is that that girl who is obsessed with the steelers?!
friend 2: yes, it’s alison
friend 1: yikes. she’s such a clown for liking the steelers. they’re such an ass team

by user09871234 October 15, 2019

amish butter-churner

When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.

"Dude, last night my chick was hungry, so I gave her an Amish Butter-Churner!"

by Kam!kaze February 12, 2007

Amish

an industrious people that everyone enjoys staring at in dumb, curious silence

The news reporters stared at the Amish all day.

by frigocking December 28, 2005