Luckiest man alive

Jacob is the luckiest man alive because he has the best girlfriend and future wife ever. The most amazing woman in the world.

Jacob is the luckiest man alive to have Alyssa

by JTHOMAS December 2, 2025

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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

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Cutest person alive

A girl by the name of Kaili Bayless is the cutest person alive, her eyes are honey brown and just attract any soul that stares at her. If you're caught looking at a Kaili Bayless, she's the cutest person alive. Her smile is super contagious, so watch out, her little nose is so boop-able and sometimes that's all you wanna do.

--> OMG did you see Kaili walk by, she's literally the Cutest person alive.

--> Whoever's talking to Kaili must be lucky because she's the Cutest person alive.

by Maui_ohana September 26, 2020

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