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Luckiest man alive

Jacob is the luckiest man alive because he has the best girlfriend and future wife ever. The most amazing woman in the world.
Jacob is the luckiest man alive to have Alyssa
by JTHOMAS December 2, 2025
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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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Cutest person alive

A girl by the name of Kaili Bayless is the cutest person alive, her eyes are honey brown and just attract any soul that stares at her. If you're caught looking at a Kaili Bayless, she's the cutest person alive. Her smile is super contagious, so watch out, her little nose is so boop-able and sometimes that's all you wanna do.
--> OMG did you see Kaili walk by, she's literally the Cutest person alive.

--> Whoever's talking to Kaili must be lucky because she's the Cutest person alive.
by Maui_ohana September 26, 2020
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coolest bf alive

the coolest guy alive named ericc❤️❤️ that u can lock in ur closet n keep fo EVA
he’s the most amazingest ever he’s the coolest bf alive
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hottest girl alive

HAVEN ELYSE WIELT is the hottest girl alive and such a baddie on a budget
person: hey siri whos the hottest girl alive

siri: the hottest girl alive is haven elyse wielt is.
by bonqeqes wife November 4, 2022
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the gayest people alive

2 spaccas known as toby and misi
oh fuck, the gayest people alive are here again”
by tjhhhhh January 12, 2022
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sexiest man alive

Just Google him up and you’ll see what I mean

All the guys and girls will faint once they see him as he is the sexiest man alive I met so far.
by suck_my_d33 January 9, 2020
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