Accountable

No. I don't. That is an imaginary caveat you have invented.

Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2025

Accountability

Something Tana Mongeau says a lot A lot, but has no idea of how to do it.

If you think that I’ve caused you hurt then I am sorry
I’m taking accountability but...

by General Tyson September 8, 2020

Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024

oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.

During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.

by QuacksO October 16, 2021

boobs account

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|

Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?

by Pitbull2324 July 29, 2024

dishes accountability

When somebody washes the dishes even though they probably don't want to

I want to live a more respectable life, I'm going to practice dishes accountability. Also see dishes negligence spoonless creep

by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016

account for

a statement of reasons, causes, etc., explaining some event.

US Virgin Islands: Coral reefs only cover 0.2% of the ocean floor, but account for 25% of all marine species.

by Lithus November 5, 2017