aaron's zipper

consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size

"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"

by kkfdgnlghn January 20, 2009

Flaming Amazon

Lighting your girl's pubes on fire then putting it out with your own nut

Guy 1 : "Katie had her first Flaming Amazon last night"
Guy 2 : "How did that work out"
Guy 1 : "She got 3rd degree burns. What a dumb bitch"

by Lucavi A.D. February 19, 2009

amazoning

To browse amazon for gifts or items to get. Much like "googling".

Rob was amazoning to find something to get his girlfriend for Christmas.

by NoSoup4U December 4, 2010

Aaron

The best friend in the world, you can't get anyone better! Who doesn't love him is mad!

Me: You you want to know something?
Aaron: Tell me.
Me: You're cute!

by MargotVdb February 4, 2014

Amazon Trail

Fun children's computer game in which the player attempts to navigate from the base of the Amazon River to a lost Incan city in Peru. Occasionally, Amazon Trail was put onto elementary school computers. However, Oregon Trail (another good game) was more prominent in schools, and therefore remains more famous today.

Amazon Trail required far more attention than Oregon Trail, as the user always had to navigate the canoe to avoid capsizing. In Oregon Trail, the wagon traveled to the next landmark with no difficulties, except for the occasional broken axle.

by Diggity Monkeez April 24, 2005

Aaron

The most wonderful person in this world.He will go far in life with his determination and amazing sense of humor. Someone who brightens your day just by being around him. People named Aaron are funny and can keep others entertained easily.They are easy to fall for and easy to make friends with.He can always make you laugh and is a funny guy. An Aaron is someone who you can trust and will easily become your world and your everything. When you look into his eyes, all the pain in your life goes away. An Aaron is a very caring person and super protective of the people he loves. He will put you and his friends ahead of himself always! Can always make you smile.He is very handsome, and beautiful and he has an amazing way with girls! Aaron's are also great friends and lovers! Aaron's know no limits and live life to the fullest, which can sometimes mean drinking! Aaron loves his alcohol and weed, but he is also very intelligent. An Aaron is someone who knows how to have a good time. He is an amazing guy and no other can compare. He is very strong and very open minded. He is everything a girl would want in a guy.Any girl who is loved by an Aaron is the luckiest girl alive!He knows how to treat a girl. He needs the one girl that will give him the care he needs. He will make the best of all friends and no one can compare. If you have an Aaron in your life, you don't wanna lose him and if you do lose him it will be the worst thing that ever happened to you. He is also a GREAT kisser.

("Did you guys go to Aaron's party last night?!?"

"Yeah i wouldn't miss it!")

("Aaron is my best friend but i think i love him…"

"What are you waiting for?")

by Anonymous_people May 20, 2014

Amazon Kindle

Is an Electronic Book Reader (E-Book). They have made 2 editions. The Kindle 1 & 2. The Kindle hardware devices use an electronic paper display and download content over Amazon Whispernet using the Sprint EVDO network. Kindle hardware devices can be used without a computer, and Whispernet is accessible without any fee.They also have an app for the iPhone & the iPod Touch called the 'Kindle for iPhone'. There has been alot of criticism over the Kindle stating that it should atleast try to compete with todays technology & PDA's & such. The Kindle has to depend on Sprints celular network which can have low signals at times. In my opinion I think that it should come with fun features on the side such as, Opera mini web browser, Flash support for live streaming, WiFi, If its on the Sprint network then it should be SMS enabled, With a Micro SD card slot. And maybe even a touch screen. Then maybe it'll be worth its price (Which is $359, I think that if it had these features that maybe it would go up to atleast $400 which still wouldnt be that bad. Why would you pay close to $400 dollars for something that only reads books?) Anyway the Amazon Kindle 1 & 2 runs on a standerdized Linux 2.6.10 Kernel.

I don't really have an example for the Amazon Kindle. Its alright but it would be more kick ass if it had more features.

by Kweezy157 April 5, 2009