When you shit your pants in the car after a rough outing at Arby's but you wait several exits to pull over and deal with it, leading to a mean case swamp ass.
by Td07 February 15, 2020
MelTargaryen on TikTok tried to search Dirty Mel but nothing came out so they made their own definition like the Dirty Mel they are
by DefNotMel April 16, 2020
by OhDarrell March 29, 2008
Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.
'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"
by The Firezombie August 15, 2007
when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass
Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...
by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013
A Dirty Denise is a close cousin to a Cougar.
A Dirty Denise looks sweet and innocent, but don’t let her refined exterior fool you.
Dirty Denise is a sexual T-Rex. You don’t stand a chance against a Dirty Denise. She will wear your ass out.
A Dirty Denise looks sweet and innocent, but don’t let her refined exterior fool you.
Dirty Denise is a sexual T-Rex. You don’t stand a chance against a Dirty Denise. She will wear your ass out.
by Bob Fife December 08, 2018
The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.
by Shitposting With Babish March 27, 2020