Zatchlas

Supposedly an Egyptian prophet - present in the story 'Sagae Thessalae'

"The Egyptian Zatchlas is present, a very well-known prophet who has promised me that he, for a sizeable reward, will bring back from the dead the spirit of that corpse for a little while and will bring the body back to life." ~ The Old Man

by PhoenixXV September 5, 2007

Zachary

SO ATTRACTIVE I NEED HIM OR HER RIGHT NOW!!! KING OF LOVE AND SEX. ROYALTY! AMAZING IN BED. SPORTY AND ALL THE GIRLS LOVE HIM!!! AMAZING PERSONALITY AND MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! KING OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BEST NAME EVER!!)

Zachary is sexy

by NOPE. November 3, 2014

Zachary

A fucking sex god of beasts. Big cock, succulent balls. Huge huge cock. So huge and filling. Has an 8pack abs and chiseled as fuck. 6 feet tall pinnacle of the human species. Like a superhuman sex machine with the best lips and strong muscular penis.

You see that sexy beast over there?
You mean that sexy world record cock guy?
Yeah. Well, I'd totally let Zach bang me deep in my ass doggy style.
Mmm, yeah I'd love to have Zachary cum deep in my ass and let it drip out of my tight asshole into his mouth before he eats me out.

by Powersmash July 23, 2020

radioshack zach

A radioshack zach is when you have an employee (does not have to be at a radioshack, but usually is) that doesn't know jack shit about anything your store sells. They generally race to the door to greet the person and welcome them to radioshack. Sounds like a good employee so far, well he's not. After they ask the person what they want, he then turns to the other, older, person working with him and asks 1 or more of the following:

"Where is that?"
"Do we have that?"
"Do you know anything about that?"
"Do you know what that is?"

Then after the other employee helps the customer radioshack zach steals the sale and gets the commission. However they do not stop there, when someone returns something on him, they do not specify that he was the seller, because if a radioshack zach did that, his commission would be taken away for that sale. A radioshack zach, usually likes to snowboard and drive. However he is not good at either one. They have numerous accidents on the snow on the mountain and the asphalt. If you are an employer, do NOT HIRE A RADIOSHACK ZACH

RZ: (run run run) "hi! welcome to radioshack! Is there anything certain you're looking for?"

Customer: "Do you have any adapters?"

RZ: "hmm...hey ____ (other employee) do we have any of those?"

Other employee: "Yes zach we have fucking adapters this is a fucking radioshack you dumb shit!"

Customer: "Oh, this is a radioshack zach huh? Well im going to walmart so i can get someone there who doesn't harrass me right when i walk in the door!"

Other employee: "i figured"

RZ: "what a bitch"

Other employee: "shut the fuck up, you are a dumb ass, thats the only customer all day and you went and scared him to fucking walmart! WTF!"

by 22p277 February 5, 2008

zachary vance

The best man in the world nobody can beat him at all he is handsome,smart,life of the party,Killer sports player, he gets all the babes and the cheerleaders.nice dressing,

Zach is the best.

Zach can never be beat

Man, That kid named Zachary Vance is wild

by TheShapeShifter May 14, 2015

Zachedy

Depression

I have crippling Zachedy

by The King Sparta November 13, 2016

zach young

Is a faggot that likes sucking dicks. It sucks smaller dicks rather than big ones. It also has an obsession of toes.

A Zach Young is wired

by DDIAM December 7, 2016