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Chicago is so two years ago

An amazing song by the band Fall Out Boy. This song is off their 2003 record, Take This To Your Grave. Written by Peter Wentz, music by Patrick Stumph.
Chicago Is So Two Years Ago lyrics:

my heart is on my sleeve
wear it like a bruise or blackeye
my badge, my witness
that means that i believed
every single lie you said

cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you
and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you

but there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house

she took me down and said:
"boys like you are overrated. so save your breath."
loaded words and loaded friends
are loaded guns to our heads

cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you
and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you

but there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house

you want apologies
girl, you might hold your breath
until your breathing stops forever, forever
the only thing you'll get
is this curse on your lips:
i hope they taste of me forever

and there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's

with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body would be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body would be broken again
by LampshadeAkaChelsea May 14, 2006
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Yearsley

A term used as an insult in some parts of Maidstone that spread to other areas such as oxford and Dover.

This refers to a local legend of a white man with dreadlocks. The legend dates from the towns Nazi past when it was one of the towns in the UK to offer asylum to Nazis fleeing Germany after the WWII and the towns Jewish and Rastafarian populations united to protest against this and was victorious years later. The white man with dreadlocks has bizarrely now come to symbolize rape and Communism.

A recent campaign by the mayor of Maidstone has led to the image of a white man with dreadlocks being replaced with a more politically correct one of a pink elephant
Yearsley: Chekkiout
Dave: Fuck off
Yearley: Chekkiout
Dave: Go away Yearsley
by Comi January 7, 2007
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Rules of New Years

You must:
1: watch
2: kiss
3: ????
4: PROFIT
Kelsey: "kissing isn't a rule on New Years"
Chris: "Kissing is the 3rd rule in the Rules of New Years"
by Failbait July 11, 2010
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Today years old

A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.
I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
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yarse

The act of sexual affection between two homosexual females involving the clitorus and oral surfaces.
by Justin December 6, 2003
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5 Years or More

Underage girl who you'd love to sleep with but would probably serve jail time for statutory rape.

See jailbait
"And against law - 5 years or more" - Dizzee Rascal
by SDZ June 16, 2004
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Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago

Pigeons doing dances that died out 13 years ago. Another way of saying something is out of date or useless. Also said as “a pigeon doing a bad dance that died 13 years ago”, it’s basically a shitty way to say something last year , I really don’t know where I’m going with this but oh well. Pigeons are just so godamn cool
Cameron : hey bro, wanna go hang out by the subway?!

Reginald : dude that’s such an old thing to do, stop being a pigeon doing bad daces that died out 13 years ago...(defined as your boring as fuck Cameron)(Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago)
by Charlie9191 March 27, 2021
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