Yarden Abed

crazy jew

you see that Yarden Abed over there.

by adamthetiger September 29, 2011

yard shoes

A pair of shoes having the distinct characteristic of being "old" or "worn out". Fit for being worn in the yard or on the street in situations not suitable for nice shoes. Often worn by individuals of the inner city African American community.

That nigga walkin around in piss and shit all day. Good thing he wearin' his yard shoes.

by The GodFocker November 22, 2011

yardlepoop

Slang for the excrement of a poodle. It is most frequently used to insult another person, although it is also used as a statement of frustration. It is sometimes abbreviated as "YP." Believed to have originated in Northern Virginia, specifically the Tysons Corner area.

Example 1: "Tony, quit being such a yardlepoop!"

Example 2: "This code is totally broken. Yardlepoop!"

by NOVA Dude November 1, 2011

yard yeti

A yard yeti is a child usually between the ages of 12 and 17 years that awoke from adolescent hibernation early and hasn't quite reached full human development. They aren't self controlled enough to be turned loose on the general public but they already know everything, just ask them. They're unpredictable in regard to behavior and most frequently show signs of deafness even when yelled at. They generally use only grunts and snipes but can be clearly understood with calls such as "I'm bored" and "I'm hungry". The male of this species is known to eat everything in sight! And the female attracts others of their species that are just as obnoxious. Topping a 10' high electric fence with razor wire sometimes helps keep the males at bay, but they are sneaky little devils.

I just walked in from the garage and both of your Yard Yetis looked like they were up to no good!

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014

yard shitting

When one takes revenge on an enemy by deficating in their yard.

Dude pissed me off... I'm going yard shitting tonight!

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Yard crab

People who live in an apt complex who never work and are useless, destroy the property values of the place, are the reason the police are called habitually, obnoxiously loud, and hard to remove.

God damn yard crabs! Cannot have a peaceful cookout in the courtyard without an outdoor screamfest and a 9-1-1 call at least 5 times a day.

by Gridlock girl September 16, 2017

yard doggies

Your slippers you use when you are in the pin that you wear to the yard

I'll trade you a sopa for your yard doggies

by SuperMarioG October 30, 2018