wobblegart

the chicken that knows all, he visions, he knows ALL.

Person one: “hey, who can see the future?”
Person two: “wobblegart, he knows all”

by peanutthebutter March 16, 2024

wobblegart

it means skibidi master of rizz. it was created in the depths of missouri by greg and frank. only true alphas can say it.

yo bob did you see that wobblegart over there? he’s such a skibidi master of rizz.

by aasashahshshajahahah March 16, 2024

wobblegart

it means epic skibidi ohio rizzler. it was created by greg and frank. it was invented in the horrible state of missouri. wobblegart

greg: yo did you see that gyatt?
frank: nah man you ain’t wobblegart

by aasashahshshajahahah March 16, 2024

wobblebeard

the best pirate on the seven seas

Is that the real Wobblebeard? I sure hope he doesn't Wobblebeard us!

by wobblebeard February 6, 2025

wobblebeard

The best pirate on the Sea of Thieves!

Is that the real Wobblebeard? I sure hope we don't get Wobblebearded

by wobblebeard February 8, 2025

wobbleglom

Chill ripped stud with lots of money. Has a really easy time with women, WAY too easy, has to go out in disguise to avoid the flock.

Dame 1: omg is that wobbleglom?
Dame 2: no way, that guy has a moustache and glasses
Dame 1: i think it's a disguise, i could spot those chiseled abs anywhere
Dame 2: hot damn, let's flock this guy
wobbleglom: dagnabbit

by terrifying freak hound March 15, 2025

Wobblemeat

A girls fat ass; big butt

"Damn I cant wait to fuck my girl's fat wobblemeat"

by Gooner lingo January 21, 2026