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professional wrestling 

A Soap-Opera for men.

High School and College Wrestling is not gay, but Pro Wrestling definatly is queer because it is not a sport anymore, it is the same as Days of our Lives.

Bob and Rob were gonna go to their favorite bar, but they decided against it because they could not miss the Pay-Per-View death of Vince McMahon. That is professional wrestling.
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6 Star Wrestling 

The ultimate in wrestling greatness. So good that it truly deserves a star rating of six, as opposed to the usual five.
Mark #1: Dude, this last episode of RAW sucked balls so hard, I feel like I've just been teabagged by Vince McMahon himself. Man I really feel like having an intelligent and friendly discussion about this. But I suppose I should just keep it bottled up inside and continue setting fire to ants.

Mark #2: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on there dawg. You should go check out some of that quality "6 star wrestling" that's on the net these days. If you really want something that is better than greatness.

Mark #1: Wow! Awesome bro! Um... should I google it?

Mark #2: Duh!
6 Star Wrestling by Cordell Walker December 14, 2007

Ballbag Wrestling

Where one bro slaps his ballbag onto another bro's ballbag. This defiant act is usually performed with some momentum. The game will then continue till one bro pulls out, if this does not happen then they shall tie their ballbags together.
Hey look man, Those two bro's are Slappin' their ballbags together.

I think it's just Luke and Andy Ballbag Wrestling again!

CSS Wrestling 

What web developers do on a daily basis, because nothing in CSS ever works exactly as you expect it to. Doing a CSS layout will usually involve at least 4 hours of CSS wrestling to get it anywhere near your mock-up design.
"I just spent 2 fucking hours CSS wrestling this footer div to the bottom of my page."
CSS Wrestling by TheModernAge86 December 17, 2011

gator wrestling 

To clear an obstruction in a toilet caused by a huge turd!
I got a work order for a clogged toilet on the third floor. Looks like I'll be gator wrestling this afternoon.
gator wrestling by nowon_yuno January 27, 2012

Beard Wrestling 

When two bearded men french kiss.
"I like to watch bear porn for all the beard wrestling."

"My boyfriend and I grew beards so we could beard wrestle."
Beard Wrestling by Phoequinox November 16, 2012

Naked iguana wrestling 

The two combatants strip naked. A belt (or equivalent) is placed behinds the two competitors necks when facing each other on all fours. On 3, the wrestlers (when bound) attempt to back away from each other (as iguana do) and the first to cross the starting line (the original midpoint of the two) loses.
Shit got weird last night and I ended up naked iguana wrestling my mate.