Wraith

An evil spirit, and it ain't cool

That wraith has murdered all my road gang buddies

by Skank and Gutterboy August 27, 2017

Weather Stalking

Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.

That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".

by Vicent Romano August 21, 2010

fair-weather friend

A friend who is only nice to you when it's convenient. Someone who's wishy-washy. Someone who is a "backstabber." Someone who abandons you in certain situations.

Every time you're with Bob, you won't hang out with me. You're such a fair-weather friend.

by Greg October 26, 2003

weather woody

A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.

When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.

boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
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by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009

weatherologist

A person who studies meteors. (Looking for weather? See meteorologist.)

My friend is a weatherologist and he predicts a meteor shower will occur in five days.

by quadrplax February 23, 2017

Magic Warthog

A Warthog used in a game of Halo 2 long ago that for the duration of an entire Big Team Battle match on Coagulation was not destroyed nor were any of its passengers killed. The Warthog previously mentioned along with its passengers survived dozens of rocket, grenade, banshee bomb, and various other anti-armor attacks for no less than 35 minutes and three flag captures. To this date the feat has not been repeated. The driver of said Warthog took to singing Puff the Magic Warthog while enemies could be heard cursing it as it drove itself forever into the mythos of Halo 2.

"Hey this Warthog has been on fire since like 12 rockets ago!"
"Inorite? Thing must be magic or somethin."
"PUFF THE MAGIC WARTHOG LIVES OUT BY THE SEA!"
"Lawls, lets go cap some flags since we're apparently invincible."

by zaxbysauce May 14, 2009

Indiana Weather

term used to describe weather patterns that go from 70 degrees one day, then all the way down to 30 degrees and frost. followed by tornados and hail

John, "Dude, can you believe this weather?!?"
Steve, "I know man! its some serious indiana weather shit!"

by tickel me elmo November 25, 2011