Wires

A slur against animatronics , and people who identify as an animatronic

Ex: “STAY AWAY FROM ME WIRES…!!!!!”

by Mewo June 28, 2025

The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.

The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.

by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025

Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.

Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.

by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022

Wired to the mains

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.

“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”

by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021

Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.

Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Jogging my wires

When someone keeps insistently harping on you.

Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.

by S.F. SORROW December 3, 2019