wire hell

Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.

Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."

by Craig Chompson June 9, 2019

Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022

Wire

The thing Jesse says in Breaking Bad: Season 2, Episode 9, at around thirty eight minutes and forty one seconds into the episode.

"Ahh. Wire."

by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024

Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 15, 2023

Wire Fungus

When you see a lot of birds squished together on a wire.

Dang, look at the wire fungus today.

by Ev08 January 10, 2022

Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 20, 2023

casey wire

A cool and sweet girl who sometimes lets out a secret or two, but is very trustworthy. Most guys are dissapointed because of her looks, but if they get to know her, shes girlfriend material.

Hey, do you know Casey Wire?
Yeah! She is so trustworthy!

by lovelykc1999 January 10, 2014