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Dirty Wind

Fecal scented air expelled through the anal cavity. You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as "The Dirty Wind" is one of the most sought after farts. It is comforting to farter and passerby alike. It has a sound of air being let out of a bike tire ffffffffffffffft. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes cause the farters mouth to hang open uncontrollably with eyes watering & unable to speak. It's as though he has had the wind knocked out of him. Neither loud nor strong in sound this fart however is unwavering, it may last fifteen seconds.
Derek was hiking near his home when he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks... he felt the presence of a Dirty Wind approaching and thus slightly bent over at the waist, hands on hips as he released his dirty wind for the other hikers to appreciate.
by hammer41 August 29, 2011
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three sheets to the wind

Old sailing term. After setting all three main sails to the wind, a ship will shudder and roll, much like a stumbling drunk. Now used as a synonym for drunkenness.
Don't take notice of Angus, lad, he's three sheets to the wind.
by Rage from rhuvok.com June 2, 2004
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winburn whacker

one who is aroused easily by feet and results in uncontrollably masturbation in public computer labs.
omg John, the winburn whacker nearly got me.
by Issiacastic April 17, 2009
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windesheim

A place, wonderful as it may sound, which tries to educate pupils for the future but fails miserably
Janet: "I go to Windesheim to study" Joe: "Oh sweet, I'm also retarded."
by lowlyc2001 December 9, 2019
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Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses
I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her
by Chop81 January 10, 2021
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Noisome Wind

A spirit's version of flatulence. Suggests some kind of bio-chemistry in their essence.
This is quite unlike the Noisome Wind, which is created in a rather different way.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.
Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.
by LaChad April 21, 2008
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