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wet microwave

Think about it and it'll come to you. It's usually used as an insult to people not a complement
Mr. Boyd you look like a wet microwave in those pants
by Dirty Blueberry May 15, 2016
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wet sarape

A bitter dickhead who always ruins everyone's good times. An extreme version of a wet blanket.
"Don't be such a wet sarape."
by URNTDWN October 19, 2011
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wet nightmare

When you fall asleep and you dream you're about to get laid, but then freddy krueger comes out and gets you off causing you to cum in real life.
Johnny woke up from a wet nightmare with wet pants after freddy krueger entered his dream and got him off.
by luckyfinnegan123 June 26, 2010
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Dripping Wet

When your girlfriend says she's as wet as an aquarium.
Her vagina is Dripping Wet
Honey, I'm waiting for you to come back home... I'm dripping wet...
by ItaMasta August 22, 2018
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Wet Blanket

descriptive noun

Describes a person who essentially ruins other people's fun, either because they openly disapprove of what other people are doing, or because their unpleasant attitude annoys or depresses everyone who would otherwise be enjoying themselves, if it weren't for that person acting like a 'wet blanket'.

The term is probably American in origin, first being used as slang in the mid 1800's. It was meant to compare a person to a wet blanket used to extinguish fires by smothering them, similar to how such a person would "extinguish" fun and excitement in social situations. Another, more modern interpretation of the term likens a dislikable or overbearing person to the aggravating, uncomfortable feeling of being covered by a blanket when it's wet.
"William was at the party last night and kept bumming everyone out by lecturing them about the 'dangers of alcohol and drugs'. Ha!"
"Yeah, that guy is such a wet blanket."
by Charlie Apples June 8, 2015
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Wet Pussy

A moist, or wet, female vagina, typically wet from something they find hot.
"Oh no! I got a wet pussy from Jared's bulge!"
by Long Penis John June 8, 2018
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Wet lettuce

someone who is a wuss. cries a lot, really sensitive and just a pussy in general. Real emotional and never takes risks. Always quiet.
person1: omg Sarah was crying in the bathroom again
person2:god she's such a fucking wet lettuce
by sluttydickwad October 5, 2020
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