weasel

A little annoying dude who will usually scam people out of money etc.

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU LITTLE WEASEL!
Weasel:Hahaha

by CombatWombat August 8, 2003

greased weasel shit

greased weasel shit is FAST,VERY FAST.

If those mothers open fire ,we fire back and faster than greased weasel shit!!!!

by Steve CHUTER November 7, 2006

wisely

An older guy who pretends he knows-it-all but you realize he dont know shit. All mouth. Example: Fat IT guy at work who fucks up your 'puter so you cant get on YouTube.

{whistle} yo, wisely, you fucked up the innernet. I ought to chiff yo tin ass.

by Manfred "/Bloomfield" Gabriel September 7, 2006

Stink Weasel

A post-coital penis. Particularly after anal (See Mike).

"...so after I was done banging her ass, I tried to get some head, and she was all 'get that stink weasel outta my face'".

by Martin Luther Vandross February 28, 2005

weasel snuff

1. a delicious snack made with fried weiners and dipping sauce (secret recipe)
2. a silly bitch.

1. let's go make some weasel snuff, that shit is great.
2. hayley is a weasel snuff.

by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesewizzz December 9, 2008

weaselfuck

someone who's bein a lil shit and needs to chill the fuck out

Golly, Craig, stop being such a weaselfuck.

by j-wls March 3, 2015

Loft Weasel

Disparaging term for an arts groupie who thinks they're an artist because they sleep with artists/musicians/writers.

Coined by 90's author William F. DeVault.

She thought she could paint like Picasso, but everyone knew she was just a loft weasel.

by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007