weed

noun. term of affection for a generic or pleasantly bland houseplant, such as violets, aloe vera, or any other common non-hallucinogenic houseplant.
I went to Target to get a weed this weekend.
by DJ Dogman April 22, 2006
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Marijuana. Lighter drug used by people who think it is "less dangerous" than "ordinary" drugs.
Get a life people, get happy by doing good things instead of fucking up yourselves.
Look who's smoking the weed, I wonder if he has problems at home?
by Lord Bamse November 10, 2004
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1. A drug that everything thinks is cool to use, but in reality, it's one of the most retarded things that only dirtballs use, and people who have no job and have no scense of hygene or respect.

2. A plant that grows in gardens, usually not favored by people who wish to keep their gardens living.
Person one: Woah dude, you want to smoke some weed?
Person 2: Fuck no, you dirtball!

Person 1: Wow, nice garden you got there!
Person 2: Thanks, but keeping the weeds away is hard work!
by The Dirty Pirate Whore July 11, 2008
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What losers who can't face reality do. Oh yeah, and It DOES hurt you. It causes cancer. People who smoke weed need to get lives and make something of themselves.
Don't do drugs kids!
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a drug for losers who will never get a job or succede in life.

Also commonly associated with wiggers who think living in the ghetto and hurting people/stealing cars is "DA bomb mah Homiez word dawg!!
oh man im such a loser im gonna buy an illegal substance because im to much of a coward to solve my own problems so im gonna run away from them all by killing my lungs and taking away my abilty to exercise without constantly coughing.
by burning_arc June 27, 2004
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Let's go smoke some gud weed
by alexjk2004 October 07, 2017
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A kitchen utensil used like a sieve. Best implemented for drainage of cooked vegetables, or getting rid of lumps in flour.
Me: "Weed those vegetables and tea will be ready in 2 minutes".

Jay: "OK, I'm bare hungry".
by Thomas Anderton November 23, 2005
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