Welfie

A selfie taken by an individual who possesses a shit load of money, usually celebrities or millionaire heiresses, many welfies tend to include poor grammar, overuse of acronyms, and pictures of duckfaces, bikini poses, handbag chihuahuas, shopping purchases, food about to be eaten, and other dumb crap like that (except for the bikini shots, those are okay)

Enough with the welfies Sarah, we get it, you're richer then Jesus!

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Welfy

The way a black person says "wealthy".

He got 14 million dollas? Damn he's welfy!

by I'm not welfy. March 1, 2011

Welfare Vampire

When a welfare recipient is also a goth and names their kids stupid shit after the Crow or any character from an Anne Rice novel.

You're on section 8 and your name is Lestat? You must be a welfare vampire bitch!

by Mandy the Mullet Slayer August 14, 2014

Welfare parasite

Welfare parasite is an inaccurate, hateful term used to slur those on welfare. The term is usually thrown about by poorly educated, racist white trash, barely hovering above welfare themselves, as code word for "lazy blacks."

Because I am an ignoramus, I get all worked up about the paltry amounts given to so-called welfare parasites, but never bitch about the trillions given to the parasitic wealthy.

by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011

hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner

Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)

by Bryan May 13, 2005

Irish welfare

Getting a job on the police force or fire department.

Hey Seamus, have you seen Sean around? No, he's on Irish welfare and is works mid-nights.

by Ed Boron September 27, 2018

Welfare Whore

Nerdy white guys that whack three times a day or more and are obsessed with romans.

Guy is a welfare whore.

by Fluffy March 3, 2003