waves

Hi. I have been worried again these last days.

I try to eat well, havent worked out though since quarantine.
Miss my parents, my sister's out doing whatever (clueless), miss my friends.

Can't shake it off, the bad thoughts, mortality rates here, second and third waves there. driving me crazy.

by Krkič March 31, 2020

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Gorilla Wipes

Another name for "toilet paper". The sounds that come from the bathroom during this time are very much like those of a gorilla. So it is now the wipes of a gorilla.

Connor: "Yo Haley, You alright in there? Your sounding like a fucking Gorilla"

Haley: "Yo Bitch, Can you get me some Gorilla Wipes. Ive ran out of toilet paper"

by GorrillaWipes February 23, 2010

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Discreet moist towlettes used by a hooker or stripper as an integral part of the "trucker's shower" for the purpose of attempting to "cleanse" the vaginal area in less than 2 minutes in preparation for the next "gig" booked by a handful of horny 26 year old boys who saved 3 months of paychecks from their first real world job to pay for said nickel and dime hooker.

"Did you use the stripper wipes? I want to make sure I'm not contracting anything."
by wgray on Jan 6, 2014

by wgray January 6, 2014

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Aaron Wiles

Aaron Wiles is a typical white name for a not so typical white male. At a glance, he's usually brown-haired, plays Black Ops and wear lots of Aeropostale and American Eagle. Yet leafing through the man, you'll notice shards of integrity, compassion and a potential of having an 92 kill-streak. Aaron Wiles' rants are passionate, rich with colloquialisms and are often hilarious. When you meet an Aaron Wiles on the street do not shake his hand or look him in the eye. Instead, discuss the sheer inadequacies of Black Ops and shuffle away, leaving by only your Xbox-live username. You will become best friends in 8.9234 hours. That is all.

You: LOLWUT BLACK OOPS SUCH A PHAIL XD LOL

(an) Aaron Wiles: ZOMG YEAH WHATDA FUCK BITCH HELL SOME DUMBASS KID FUCKING 360 NOSE SCOPE HEADSHOT ME AC 130 KNIFE WHORE FUCKING NEAL AND HIS DUMB ASS PITT AND FUCKING VINAY AND LUIGI AND FUCKING RAWWRRRR
You: LMFAOOO
(a) Neal: yuh

by sangrazzi December 12, 2010

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making waves

Walt and Ronny's Gay Butt Sex on a jet ski.

Ronny: "Don't worry we will definitely be Making Waves."

by Beefstew September 16, 2008

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Waves

Waves means one of two things. One way someone could use the term is to agree with someone, like you’re on the same wavelength. The other way you can use it is to describe something that’s cool. If something is “waves” it means most people would agree that it’s cool (everyone is on the same wavelength).

Using “waves” instead of “cool”:
Person 1: “Have you heard Drake’s new album”?
Person 2: “Fuck ya that’s waves”.

Using “waves” instead of “I agree”:
Person 1: “I’m so horny right now”.
Person 2: “Waves. Let’s fuck”.

by postfallone May 4, 2019

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