Total Welfare Sweep

Said by Welfarists when the Welfare Party of Sordland experiences gains in elections.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Luka Markus won 47% of the Popular Vote?"
Welfarist: "TWS (Total Welfare Sweep)"

by Sheauteroux July 21, 2025

health, welfare, and morels

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.

While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.

by QuacksO January 4, 2025

Welfarican

A citizen of the United States of America whose culture and economic sustenance revolves around the expectation of receiving welfare, in all its various forms, to the extent that the individual has no intention of contributing to the economy by working.

Being a Welfarican, Jack voted for Obama because he considered it important for his future.

Jane, a thirty year-old Welfarican with eight children, drives a nice car.

by UD Reader March 28, 2011

welfarea

an area with a high welfare recepient population.

there's no way I'd live in this welfarea!

by Ronnie Dobbs March 20, 2007

welfaress

A woman who is on welfare but gives off the appearance of being wealthy by buying expensive handbags/clothes/drinks etc.

Mike: "Did she just use EBT to buy plane tickets to St. Barts?"
Tina: "What a welfaress."

by yosemiteslam October 6, 2011

Welfarification

A steady increase of Welfare funds due to multiple births over a relatively short period of time.

That skank-ass ho is calving again??? That'll be 8 kids in 6 years!! That's some welfarification!

by IrishGirlTO January 23, 2011

Welfaredamus

One who's on the dole and makes every excuse not to find a job. But this same person has spent the idle, working tax-payer provided funds to hone and refine many needed skills for those on Section 8, OW, or call it as it is: welfare. Such skills include, but aren't limited to: predicting the exact date and time the welfare fairy will deposit free money; stretching that mac n cheese/ramen noodle budget so that one on welfare can finance that BMW that those on welfare have; skimping on some non essentials (like dedicating funds to look for work) so that the service to the iPhone stays on; what stories work the best to get extra money to buy that bling that's obligatory; and how to create a savings plan to get multiple IDs so that the one on the dole can get more free money.

"Nat said that if I just keep watering down the milk all week, I can get the new iPhone 6 in no time!"

"Brilliant! A true welfaredamus!"

by sjm1974 September 29, 2014