Whalen Wax

Only for use with women who have abundant upper lip facial hair. After vigorous fellatio, pull out of the woman's mouth, deposit a "Got Milk?"-style mustache of semen from edge to edge of the mustache, and allow to dry. Once dry, and presumably, while still restraining said mustachioed female from cleaning her face off, violently rip the hair and encrusted love sauce from her upper lip, leaving skin as soft as a baby's bottom.

Waxer: "Dude, chick showed up last night with more facial hair than Tom Selleck. After dinner and drinks, I brought her back to the shag pad and treated her to a Whalen Wax. She says she's never paying salon prices again!"

Buddy: "Nice."

by Bigwhale January 15, 2010

dutch wax

the male equivalent of a brazillian wax.

They told him he'd never make it in the adult industry without a dutch.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

house of wax

horror movie released in 2005. plot was a little rediculous, wasnt scary AT ALL, but was a great movie because you got to see paris hilton DIE woot

person 1: paris hilton got a javelin through her head in house of wax!
person 2: sweet!

by rainynights447 August 29, 2005

Cum Wax

Ejaculating on a women's hairy body part and ripping it off after the cum hardens.

Yeah i gave that girl a Cum Wax right on her leg last night.

by pekill1 April 28, 2013

Ear Wax

Noun-

Ear Wax is a condensed form of Marijuana extract, like Hashish (Hash). Not as hard as regular Hash, not as runny as oil, and not as soft as butter. Just like wax.

I got a gram of Trainwreck "Ear Wax" last week for $60. That shit is so strong I'm still hit'n a little bit every day.

by Jeffred5 August 9, 2010

Double Reverse Wax Job

The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.

Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.

Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.

by Team Total Penetration April 23, 2012

nigger wax

THE nasty ass hair pomade used in nigger's hair giving them that greasy nasty nigger stench

Damion: "Goddamn what the fuck is that stench?"
Ashley: "dude i think it was the guy wearing that smelly nigger wax"

by Ashmion November 19, 2006