> When someone attempts to warn another about something* but in doing so changes their mind and talks in a circle eventually making it back to the idea that everything is actually all just fine and there was no point in even bringing up the warning in the first place
> A pseudo warning that doesn't much matter in the end.
* i.e. warning them about a person (slut/flirt/etc.) or a water fall that looks safe but you may or may not have heard about someone jumping off and killing themselves on the rocks below or something along those lines.
> A pseudo warning that doesn't much matter in the end.
* i.e. warning them about a person (slut/flirt/etc.) or a water fall that looks safe but you may or may not have heard about someone jumping off and killing themselves on the rocks below or something along those lines.
See the waterfall comment above...
"Dude that chick's such a slut! But actually I guess it was Mike that told me that and Mike also said that you were gay and clearly you're into women so Mike isn't very trust worthy so you know what? Just go for it, broseph. Es all good, but wear protection. That was quite the circle warning I just gave you, my bad "
"Dude that chick's such a slut! But actually I guess it was Mike that told me that and Mike also said that you were gay and clearly you're into women so Mike isn't very trust worthy so you know what? Just go for it, broseph. Es all good, but wear protection. That was quite the circle warning I just gave you, my bad "
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"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."
Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."
John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."
Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."
John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."
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A phrase posted at the beginning of various posts, articles, or blogs. Its purpose is to warn people with issues such as PTSD, Depression, Suicidal thoughts/behaviors, past drug/alcohol addictions or victims of things like Rape and Abuse that there is content ahead that may trigger a traumatic flashback or could possibly even make them want to harm themselves ahead. Sometimes, for people who have harmed themselves in the past, just one picture or post about self-harm can make them want to harm themselves again.
Trigger warning are necessary before posts that have to do with traumatic events, such as rape, cutting, suicide, drug use, and other PTSD influencing subject matter. They should never be used as a joke or joked about (unless you are around people you know will not be triggered by it).
Trigger warning are necessary before posts that have to do with traumatic events, such as rape, cutting, suicide, drug use, and other PTSD influencing subject matter. They should never be used as a joke or joked about (unless you are around people you know will not be triggered by it).
Before posting a picture of someone cutting themselves, one might include the phrase "Trigger Warning" before the post.
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Creating a screen name and pretending to be the cute neighbor next door and asking your friend out on a date.
But it's not the cute neighbor.
It's you.
Because you're wanting to see a friend smile.
She should learn how to take a joke.
<3
But it's not the cute neighbor.
It's you.
Because you're wanting to see a friend smile.
She should learn how to take a joke.
<3
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Usually done dishonestly, by people who are incapable of functioning without an audience giving them constant affirmation that they exist. Often indicates emotional immaturity and narcissism.
Bed-warming is most effective online, where real details of the bed-warmer's life and circumstances are not visible.
Usually done dishonestly, by people who are incapable of functioning without an audience giving them constant affirmation that they exist. Often indicates emotional immaturity and narcissism.
Bed-warming is most effective online, where real details of the bed-warmer's life and circumstances are not visible.
"Seriously? Check out his recently-added friends, they're all good-looking women. He's bed-warming."
"Dude, she's bed-warming. Don't take it personally. Or at least don't take it seriously."
"Do you like crowds? Because you're in one. He's bed-warming you and at least six other people."
"Run away. Bed-warmer. And married. And a pathological liar looking for a therapist/mommy/housekeeper/bill-payer/way out of the marriage."
"Dude, she's bed-warming. Don't take it personally. Or at least don't take it seriously."
"Do you like crowds? Because you're in one. He's bed-warming you and at least six other people."
"Run away. Bed-warmer. And married. And a pathological liar looking for a therapist/mommy/housekeeper/bill-payer/way out of the marriage."
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it still applies. to many situations.
no strings attatched. ill wait for you. wahtever that means. i will wait for you.
that is the definition of waiting for you. tf.
i am lame. idc.
good song. CHORUS X2
it still applies. to many situations.
no strings attatched. ill wait for you. wahtever that means. i will wait for you.
that is the definition of waiting for you. tf.
i am lame. idc.
good song. CHORUS X2
oceans apart day after day and i slowly go insane. i hear you voice on the line but it doesnt stop the pain.
if i see you next to never how can we say forever.
wherever you go. whatever you do. i will be right here waiting for you. whatever it takes or how my heart breaks i will be right here waiting for you.
i took for granted all the times that i thought would last somehow. i hear the laughter i taste the tears but i cant get near you now.
oh cant you see it baby, you've got me going crazy.
chorus x2
if i see you next to never how can we say forever.
wherever you go. whatever you do. i will be right here waiting for you. whatever it takes or how my heart breaks i will be right here waiting for you.
i took for granted all the times that i thought would last somehow. i hear the laughter i taste the tears but i cant get near you now.
oh cant you see it baby, you've got me going crazy.
chorus x2
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