WAMP WAMP

Pronounced like whomp, WAMP stands for Where Are My Pants? This is a 'game' often played the morning after crazy drunken sex with a stranger. Once pants have been located, one may exclaim 'WAMP WAMP.'

Traci: Are you coming to class?
Betty: Yes, I just have to play a round of WAMP first...
Sara: Did you find them?
Betty: Yeah, on the front porch! WAMP WAMP.

by theponyexpress21 June 9, 2014

wamp

to talk incessantly about a pointless subject, without response from the listener

Christ, she's got a real wamp on tonight.

by Bob Knocker September 4, 2008

Wampus

A simpleton. not smart

Guy: I totaly pwnd that chick
Guy2: Dude, you better watch out, she's no wampus! Brains, loyal and a bod
Guy: Please sucka she won't know what hit it.
Guy2: Ok, guys. Don't say I didn't warn you. She's got that pc hidden for leverage w/ codes cracked.

by ittybittyspidergotyour# October 25, 2009

Wamp

A mixture of wet and damp

I.e. more moist than damp, but not quite wet.

When stepping in a deep puddle the inside of your shoe becomes wamp.

"I just stood in a puddle!"
"Aw that sucks, I bet your shoes are wamp now"

by Klev August 25, 2013

wappler

an apple flavored apple that wavers easily when fishes swims the sea of shippers.

When the fishes are dominant, wapplers pop out like mushrooms.

by appler147 June 20, 2013

Tittie wampn

What you call doing something when u have nothing to do.

And just something funny to say.

Hey man wat u up to today?

Shit idk proly just tittie wampn.

Word

by Chase and Luke March 8, 2009

Wamp

The urge to desire women outside your relationship while feeling constricted by your current partner.

To have the "Wamp", I've got a bad case of the "Wamp".

Symptoms of having the "Wamp" include tight shirt collars and traces of guilt after sex.

by Hsue Donym September 17, 2006