Vindaloo

A verb. Decribes the reaction of one’s bowels to Indian food. Does not require actual Vindaloo as studies show that any Indian food can reproduce this burning-hot-like-lava, mud-butt. Seconds prior to this ass-plosion, loud rumbling from the intestines moving poo and gas down will fuck with your confidence. You think “I’ll make it, I’ll make it” but if you’re not within an arm’s length of the can, chances are you will be shitting your pants. After removing your drawers and cleaning up your pants the best you can, you toss that pair of shitty gitch in your neighbours trash can and go catch your bus back home. Look innocent or people will guess you are the source of the hum.

It can also be used to describe the fear you have about eating Indian food and shitting said pants

Mike: “Fuck Dave, I want Indian so bad but last time I shit my pants and I’m not keen on being Vindalood again just yet...maybe next week ok?

Dave: “Sure, how about pizza tonight and next week we get a curry”

Mike: “Sounds good, I’ll be ready for the Vindaloo ass-attack and bring a spare pair of gotch. “

by NLLassyBunz March 5, 2018

viniya

Even though a Viniya is a complete idiot, she'll always be there to help you with any problem, and if you're feeling down, she's there to cheer you up. She's very compassionate about the things she loves doing and spends time with all her friends equally. But that doesn't make her any less than a idiot.

Person 1: I need cheering up.
Viniya: diD I hEar thE woRd chEer?

by Hi I hate myself October 5, 2019

Vinyamar

Fortress-city in Beleriand, mentioned in Tolkien's work The Silmarillion. It was located in the Falas and was part of the realm of Cirdan. Like Eglarest, it became a haven for elves fleeing after the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, until it was successfully besieged and sacked by Morgoth's forces. Surviving elves fled to Balar.

It is a coastal city with a mighty tower.

by Andy May 11, 2004

vinaigrette

A wet and sour liquid used to spoil food that would otherwise be good with mayonnaise based dressings like ranch or bleu cheese.

Waiter, this salad is already damp and sour. Please bring me one without vinaigrette, and a side of ranch dressing.

by Bleu Cheese May 14, 2015

vinay sharma

vinay sharma is a little person who owns very heavy shoes and barely speaks to anyone, yet he gets all the girls. he is also a dumb piece of shit.

omg vinay sharma is so sweet but not very good at math

by 123456734567 March 10, 2017

Martha's Vineyard

The black Nantucket

Rich white friend: Hey, where are you going over the summer?
Rich black friend: My family and I are going to Martha's Vineyard
Rich white friend: What's that??
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket you son of a bitch.

by thegirlwithsixchins December 4, 2017

Loch Lomond Vinaigrette

When a Scottish man attempts to impress his vegan girlfriend by seasoning their evening salad with his pubic hair.

After failing to clean his flat, Jamie thought he’d better repair things with Claire and decided to prepare the finest Loch Lomond Vinaigrette.

by Itssecret August 4, 2019