try hard with a vengeance

A try hard who combats their own innate lack of cool by trying REALLY FUCKING HARD to impress people. And fails. Everyone knows someone like this.

"You see Paul's formed his own hip-hop posse? Only criteria seems to be clothes that are way too big for you."

"But... isn't he ginger?"

"Yeah. He's such a try hard with a vengeance"

by The Incredibly Orginal Martin December 13, 2008

Heading for Venus

When you're leaving somewhere, but still you stand tall, because maybe they've seen you and will welcome you, and you're sure that you'll miss her so especially with there being so many light years to go and things to be found.

"Ohh
We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea
With so many light years to go and things to be found
(To be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so"

Europe - "The Final Countdown"

by Seamus "CMS" O'Reilly September 30, 2011

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

This is not over until one of us gets a Rusty Venture!

by somethingawful dot com November 24, 2010

Tribes Vengeance

The third instalment of the Starsiege Tribes series, that is set 300 years before the first Tribes game.

The Children of the Phoenix is one of the Tribes in Tribes Vengeance.

by Ørisis September 1, 2003

A Rusty Venture

To masturbate so much your penis gets red raw.

Yesterday I jerked off so much my dick is bleeding. I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by r0nan November 24, 2010

Venture off the beaten path

To do something knowing that there will be an unexpected outcome.

Guy 1: what's bob gonna do now that he's 17 and has freedom?
Guy 2: Hes going to venture off the beaten path into a world beyond his home.

by Chill2y3 March 28, 2013

Venus Flytrap

When you sit at a desk (i.e. school or office) and extend your arm out into the hallway, open handed, and "catch" the crotch of the person who is walking by, usually if they are on the phone or otherwise too distracted to realize what they are about to walk into.

I was on a conference call with corporate, and as I walked back to my cubicle, Dave totally venus flytrapped me while I was in mid sentence. Oh, that silly Dave!

by JiffyDub83 August 15, 2017