Vagitarian

a lesbian who doesn't eat meat

Ellen offered her wife a steak, Porsche declined stating that she was a vagitarian

by Bump-n-Grind February 2, 2010

Valid

Drunk beyond belief. on a scale of 1 to 10, valid is off the scale. it takes something special to get there

on a scale of 1 to valid how drunk were you last night?

by DRValid October 19, 2011

vahit

A smart, funny and good looking person who obviously has a towering dick and compared to everyone is a fucking badass. Legends say he’s the alpha and the omega

Vahit: Yo
Girls: *Gets wet*
Abood: *Gets wet*

by Vahyeet the god March 24, 2019

vagitator

An agitator of vaginae, a heart breaker.

"Oh my god, Chris has been let loose amongst the freshmen! He is going to vagitate that shit."

"Oh Talal, you are such a vagitator! I'm all wet now!"

by talal January 23, 2008

Vagitarian

A lesbian. A girl who doesn't like 'meat.'
Can be shortened to 'Vaggie.'

"Ellen Degeneres is a massive vagitarian"
"Man I want to watch a pair of vagitarians"
"Molly is a vaggie, she doesn't like salami/pork sword/meat or two veg"

by porksword007 June 9, 2009

Vagitable

Vegetable sticks which are tactically handed out in strip clubs; usually served with an accompanying dip that is widely rumoured to contain female stripper ejaculate. The main purpose of these vegetables sticks is to mimic the act of fellatio resulting in the arousal of male customers. Once aroused, customers are more susceptible to parting with their cash in order to have some vagina shaken in their face. However, irritated bowels are often a side effect associated with vagitable consumption, usually arising from the dip.

Cheryl: Ahhh, my poo is so liquidy this morning!

Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!

by dopeyg812 May 20, 2010

Validation Theory

The validation theory is when person "A" has a habitual habit of falling for another person's "significant other". The tendency actually is a way for person "A" to validate the "significant other's" way of being while in a relationship. The way the "significant other" loves, gives, jokes, reacts... are all validations and also a quick way to find out if "significant other" is worthy material. There are many synonyms for this kind of person... but I believe the "Validation Theory" is an explanation of why they do it - more than a term used for the person.

Katie and John argue a lot... he's such a dick to her. She's so pretty and sweet. She's always doing things for him.. and he said he doesn't even have sex with her anymore... she's the ideal girl. (Justifying to himself things that make her "qualified")... this is validation. The term above is the validation theory (the acts of...)

by BZ the BOSS November 9, 2012