Weird Uncle

That creepy bastard who never got married and scares the shit out of other family members. He usually has a unibrow, 1970s style big glasses, a toupee, and is really short. Often seduces young children and makes movies of the experience in his basement. Also known as the black Sheep in some cases

When I was but a wee lad, my Weird Uncle Andre took me to a baseball game. Then he took me home and made a video of me naked with a monkey in his basement. I rather enjoyed it then, but now I'm as scared as hell of that sick bastard...well, at least I was before he got sent to prison and gangbanged.

by Jim E. Junk May 12, 2006

Hollywood Undead

one of (maybe the) best bands out there
they are a seven person band
(J Dog, Da Kurlzzz, Charlie Scene, Tha Producer, Shady Jeff, Funny Man, The Server)
they are a hardcore scene metal hip hop band
lyrics are about anything from the scene to myspace

ex. Scene for dummies

Scene kids, tired of gettin picked on by mean kids
and i'd hate to be obscene kid, but have you scene my penis?
(I HAVE)
I know you have, cause that shit is bomb
My dicks got more friends then Tom
These scene clubs I run these, I should write the book how to be scene for dummies!

by YSETSIHRCNLA...Decode it bitch August 29, 2005

Undead Nightmare

A sweet ass addon pack for Red Dead Redemption to be released on Oct. 26th for PS3 and Xbox 360, it features the four horses of the apocalypse, zombie classes, like bruisers, and a L4D like spitter, and... zombie wildlife and you won't believe this, but sasquatch, John Marstons wife as an exorcist like creature, you play as an un-zombiefied Marston who has to find a cure. Get it if you have RDR

Me: Hey man, did you hear Undead Nightmare is out today?
Friend: Really? When we get home, we should buy and download it, then we can save the town of Blackwater from zombies!!
Me: A'ight, lets go!

by Blandsman October 27, 2010

Uncle Tron

An Uncle Tron is a stereotypical presentation of a member of a traditionally nerdy or geeky subculture that is meant to both represent or appeal to that subculture. It is more often than not presented in a way that would be outrageously offensive to any other subculture or minority group that society has deemed it politically incorrect to make fun of, e.g., blacks, Jews, or women. Just like other stereotypes, they're presented merely to give the audience someone to laugh at, in this instance, "geeks". This is contrasted with actual nerd-humor from shows such as "Futurama".

The Big Bang Theory is a modern minstrel show featuring Uncle Trons as their main protagonists.

Sheldon: I just but a Nintendo 64 off of ebay last night. Once it gets here I'm going to leave it in the package and argue on the webernets with people about how I'm superior to everyone for owning one.
*Audience dies of laughter, rolling in the aisles, purple in the face*
Sheldon: I can has raeg plz?
*Audience goes into cardiac arrest from laughing so hard*
Sheldon: I've earned two PHDs and have memorized pi to a thousand places but females will forever be outside my grasp.
*Audience slits their wrists and bleeds out in their seats because they've seen the funniest thing ever and now there is no point to living*

by Reginald P. Linux October 15, 2011

undefeatableness

The act and essence of being undeafeatable in basically any type of activity imaginable.

"As beer pong partners we will be a powerhouse of undefeatableness."

by Jwyatt September 26, 2007

Gay Uncle

A male family member to whom you are related who seeks out other gay uncles. Opposite of Lesbian Aunt.

Gay Uncles--you either got one or you are one -- or both!!!

by Mark Edward May 17, 2006

Creepy Uncle

creepy uncle adj. n.:

A person, who through their actions and/or words, causes unease to others (male or female) by unnessesary or gratuitous sexual advances.

"That man was getting all creepy uncle on me."

"Larry is sure a creepy uncle."

by flurbury September 18, 2007