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Ultimate Fug Face

aka. U.F.F.
The face where the lower jaw protrudes past the upper jaw and the eyebrows furrow into a particularly ugly line; usually used when in extreme distress. May also be natural face of ultimately unattractive people. Especially found on people who think that they are better than everyone else.
(1) Whenever my dad gets upset with me, he gets the Ultimate Fug Face.

(2) Wow, did you see that girl? she had a permanent U.F.F. I wonder what pissed her off today. Probably her face is just like that naturally.
by Jmemathinger January 11, 2009
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Ultimate Sanchez

During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.
Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"

Chad - "Did she die??"

Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."

Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"
by bacon4lyfe November 23, 2011
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Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)

Description: Medical condition. A term used to describe the swollen female genitalia or anus after vigorous prolonged coitus with a very well-endowed male. CoPD Antonym; Cod

• Parameters:
o Female will complain about being swollen shut.
o Usually with a very large deposit of male DNA.
o Must meet the following triad:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
o The female, through combined effort, will have achieved a minimum of 10 vaginal, clitoral, anal (or combined) orgasms. Orgasms achieved from any position; preferably many positions; with an emphasis on deep penetrating thrusts whereby the female aides by thrusting in conjunction with the male.
o Upon completion of the act, the male remains deep in the female until pulsations from male and female cease and the female Kegel muscle releases the male from her grasp.
o Upon withdrawal, the female swells shut, trapping the male deposit for a number of days depending upon the vigorousness of the session, duration, and volume of deposit.

• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen. Urination is problematic.
o Walking for the female, may be an issue.
o May required longer periods of sleep after coitus.
"OMG he FUCKED me so hard he gave me Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Ultimate ring sting

When basic ring sting is surpassed and your sphincter enters the realms of hell.
Mate, I’ve been hallucinating on the pan for an hour, squeezing out the remnants of a category 5 (extreme) spicy jobby. I’ve got an acute dose of ultimate ring sting.
by Iamtechnosaurus April 21, 2018
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Ultimate Frypan

Is when a women with a gapping vagina is having sexual intercouse with her male counterpart, has a frypan shoved as far up the vaginal region causing immediate orgasmic feelings.
Yeah mate her cunt was so wide I had to try the ultimate frypan”
by Bigshaq4206921 June 27, 2018
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Ultimate pizza

by John Jeremy October 1, 2018
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Ultimate Custom Night

The 7th Game In The Five Nights At Freddys Series (Its Free On Steam also) Where People Dumb Enough To Say Their Gods At The Game Take On the challenge Of 50/20 Mode Where You Die upon Starting The Game
Guy1 Hey Bro Im A God At Five Nights At Freddys
Guy2 Oh Really Well Try Ultimate Custom Night
Guy1 Whats That
Guy2 Its The Seventh Game In the Five Nights At Freddys Series Where You Play Against 50 Animatronics On Difficulties From 1 to 20
Guy1 Bff I Can Beat That (Starts Game Sets All At 20 then Dies 30 seconds later)
Guy2 (Laughs)
by Man On The Internet October 29, 2019
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