twin turbo

used to make small engines VERY FAST...mazda rx-7 has a 1.3 liter engine with two turbos...300 HP easily

toyota supra
golf GTI biturbo
mitsubishi 3000 GT VR4
nissan skyline R-34

all can achieve ungodly HORSEPOWER (torque is hard to get b/c it is still a turbo) with about 20,000 in investing

very expensive to buy and maintain, not made anymore in US

damn, that VR4 twin turbo just owned that porshe turbo

by vr4 11's April 5, 2006

Turbo Nigger

Anyone over exhibiting racial stereotypes relating to the African American, being excessively country, excessively ignorant, displaying total lack of style, class, taste, education, and respect.

Damn he's over doing it, Look at this Turbo Nigger over here.

by #1 Headband January 6, 2009

turboisland

A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.

Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.

Also known as "schizoisland"

"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"

by Dr Olaf Popinjay February 19, 2008

Turbo Blumpkin

A twist on the standard blumpkin, a turbo blumpkin is getting head from a girl while taking a dump. The added boost comes when the girl pushes the log back inside the guy as a dildo and repeats like hitting the turbo button in madden.

Molly hit me with the turbo blumpkin last night.... it was awesome.

by blumpkinater February 20, 2011

turbo-retarded

When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.

People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.

Everything they touch turns to shit.

Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.

Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.

You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.

Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"

Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"

Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "What why?"

Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."

by J.S.H.T. April 29, 2011

Turbocharger

Hehe thing goes stutututu

Hey is that turbocharger

by _itzyaboi__ May 18, 2021

Massive Turbo

Someone who thinks they are the maddest, coolest, smartest, sickest lad out and isnt afraid to tell everyone. When in actual fact they are actually a little bit mentally retarded.
It is the opposite of being Dardy.

Non-Turbo 1: "Hey should we invite Nick and Leif out with us this weekend?"

Non-Turbo 2: "Nah those guys are Massive Turbo's"

by Wads Dardy March 24, 2010