Turpinator

An horny French man.

Why is french man is touching is tralala?
Ho, him, he is horny as a Turpinator!

by totocaca October 22, 2010

Turin Shroud

The distinctive imprint pattern left on bed sheets after a particularly sweaty encounter, formed typically by the back/underside of the male participant.

Like the actual Turin Shroud, but not involving Jesus...probably.

..."better throw the covers back over, don't want your mother seeing the Turin Shroud!"

by woofbarkdonkey June 2, 2011

turning leafs

in the act of anally satisisfying your partner with your tounge

what took you guys so long? were you turning leafs?

by cyfy42690 October 4, 2012

Turgino

A car which is specifically made for the solicitation of the female body.

Look at her Turgino

by Glen Schnapps August 31, 2013

Turnin knobs

exploring all opportunities to their fullest;going all out;not being scared to examine all possibilities..

to rush a situation thereby maximizing the potential of a fun evening(usually used in party or club scenarios)

origin:Lia and gwong at hawaiian brians Go Jimmy Go concert 9/6/13

person 1: "You're not going to actually try that are you?"

person 2 "screw it ..I'm turnin knobs boo..imma go for it!"

by gwong September 7, 2013

turping

It is simply the act/event of turning up.

^Also know as getting krunk.

I'LL BE TURN UPTING TONIGHT AT THIS PARTY MAN OR SHOULD I SAY TURPING

by Megasonicpoptarts January 1, 2017

Turbin Dick

Inserting tampon into male urethra via vaginal intercourse. During this action pulling outbid vagina while leaving tampon in urethra then smashing the cotton over the penis head while trying to insert penis into rectum.

Sally and I got so wasted that lastnight, man we both horny. We got after it so quick that she didn't have time to pull her tampon out so I ended up getting a turbin dick.

by Admiral foreskin August 8, 2017