Tulsa

An event where much fewer than expected attendees show up. The attendance has to be so low that the host gets embarrassed.

Background: Donald Trump's rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma in June 2020

Mary: Hi Karen, how was your birthday party last night? Sorry I couldn't make it.
Karen: F**k you Mary! F**k everyone! I ordered food for 100 people and only 3 showed up. You all made a Tulsa out of my party.

by TMKHH July 3, 2020

tulip

Sack of marijuana attatched to a joint

Ima get fucked up; roll a tulip

by Mike Frucci April 18, 2003

tulisa

Noun (too-lee-sa)
An individual who radiates poetic beauty, that its unforgivable. A woman or young broad that men write songs about. Similar in many ways to a dime piece.

Yo nigga, Joselyn is so fine she got me thinking she a tulisa!

by gymclassheroinus June 23, 2013

tulsa

The absolute best city in the great state of Oklahoma, rivaled only by Stillwater, which is home to the best university in the nation, OSU.

I used to think OKC was the best city in Oklahoma, then I visited Tulsa and knew I had been horribly misguided.

by Poke March 23, 2005

tulleh

a northern pronunciation of 'tilly'

"eh up tulleh, lets go and have a pint town t' pub"

by candiclaus November 11, 2006

Jerusalem Tulip

1) a very pretty girl who is extremely religious.

2) a rare kind of tulip.

"Oh man did you see that girl in church today? She's super pretty."
"Yea bro I got with her last night."
"No way! You picked a Jerusalem Tulip?!"
"Yea but now she won't stop asking me to go to her bible study."

by Jewbaru April 15, 2014

Tulsi

A girls name with retard chromosomes and long ass slender man headass arms

Damn that bitch is such a tulsi

by Matescunts May 26, 2020