Turd Honking for the Right of Way
Turd Honking for the Right of Way by Don December 1, 2003
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turd waddle
The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.
Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle
turd waddle by cornfritter October 22, 2010
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Turd Timer
Turd Timer by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010
turd magnets
(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.
turd magnets by boggler March 18, 2005
Turd Torpedo
A gigantic piece of turd that you let out in a public or private pool and sinks into the bottom of the pool.
Turd Torpedo by Pinchmeshanigans March 4, 2009