all face and no trousers

Someone who talks a big game but doesn't have the balls to back it up.

Sketchy Alex said he hooked up with that chick last night, but we ran into her the next morning and she didn't know who we were talking about. That guy is all face and no trousers.

by Bfettd January 18, 2014

A 'brown trouser moment'

similar to 'shit a brick', when something so scary happens or when something makes you really nervous

the cops dog kept sniffing our bag in the airport, that was such a 'brown trouser moment'

by Shadzame September 24, 2008

brown trouser snake

turd, poop, crap, shit

A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.

by themiss2001 February 26, 2011

trouser chilie

late night of beer drinkin, the juicy feeling in the back of your shorts...um yeah thats trouser chilie

kyle a.k.a. dj disco poo

by Anonymous May 02, 2003

[chowder my trousers

When a man creams his jeans but with trousers

Fuck that nazi dungeon porn just made me chowder my trousers

by Grandfatherstaint July 21, 2018

Brown trouser Monday

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

by DingleDog August 04, 2020

trouser snake venom

Ejaculate

"She got a face full of trouser snake venom."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022