Maybe I’ll be Tracer

‘‘Tis is da worsd Team I have Evr Played Wit In Mai LEif
Wen We Fianally get tu da point everyone dies
I understands dat evry now an then a team won’t click
But wen it comes to u I dom’t tink I can sympathize
U SHOULD’VE PICKED MERCY
U SHOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE END E D UP LOOSING AND IT ALL UR FAULT
U SOULD AVE LEARNED HOWW DIS GAEM WORKS
U SOULD AVE BEEN HELPING-
“If u liek Mercy so much, Y DONT U JUZ MARRY HERRR”
You you’re the type dat gets on mike an tries tu lecture meh
You’re teh most useless purson we ave on our team
I’ve naver seen anybodi R@G£ Qu!+ quite as hard as u
Maybe u should go bakc to playing team fortress twoo
“I’M NOT GANNA BE MERCYY

IM NOT GUNNA BE ANI KINDD OF SUPPORT
WE ENDED UP LOOSING AN U GOT ALL MAD
UR TEARS R WAT I LIVE 4”
U SOULD AVE BEEN MERCY
“IM NOT GINNA BE ANI KIND OF SUPPORT”
WE ENDED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears are wat I live 4”
Maybe i’ll Be Tracer
“I’m already Tracer”
Wat about Widow Maker?
“I’m already Widow Maker >:3”
I’ll be Bastion
“NERF Bastion”
You’re right so Winston
“I wonna be Winston”
I guess I’ll be Genji
“Im already Genji”
Den I’ll be McCree
“I already chooz McCree”
I hve an idea
“Watz ur idea”
U SOULD be-
“IM NOT GOINNA BE MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED MERCY
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE ENED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears ar wat I live 4”
“IM NOT GOINA PICK MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND I can write o more words :c

1)make a dick dock video,look up maybe I’ll be tracer and be cringe
2)look up the song no mercy and a whole new word of cancer will be brought to ur mind
3)any abuse to owns body by infuriating bull crap is not on my behalf,and therefore is not my fault if I have a warning so...
4)plz do any at risk

by HitOrMissGurl March 20, 2019

Take a ride on my big green tractor

A dirty was of saying that the Male would rather let the woman ride him then go and dance

Instead of dancing would you rather take a ride on my big green tractor.

by 7thgrademiddleschooler November 11, 2020

Tranorexic

A thin girl buried under make-up and covered with so many too-trendy accessories that she resembles a tranny.

OR

A super skinny guy who has over-accessorized to the max.

"Did you see those new pictures of Lady Gaga? She's crossing into Madonna territory, what a tranorexic mess!"

Boy#1 "Check out that emo queen in the skinny jeans over there! Those John Varvatos sunglasses weigh more than he does!"
Girl#1 "Yeah, someone get that tranorexic a cheeseburger!"

by Jaxie33 April 26, 2009

Tractor Supply co.

A store that has nothing to do with tractors and instead sells adorable baby chicks and chick eggs. (the animal)

dude one: hay buddeh i need some stuff for my tractor. do you think i should go to the tractor supply co. stoor thats down the street?

dude two: hellz no bro that place sells everything except tractor stuff.

dude one: ahh ok.

dude two: we should go there anywayz kuz there is freken adorable baby chicks there that we can awe at. :D

dude one: ok!! :D

by a random funny person June 13, 2011

tracer

A non-alcoholic beverage (usually pepsi or coke) to have after a big drink of strong alcohol.

"Dude, your going to need a tracer after that 151."

by sled-ninja April 24, 2006

tracer

A lesbian; more specifically one whom participates in oral sex.

"I just found out my sister is a tracer." :/

by rahjahbahblah April 21, 2008

Tractor Cunt

A much more brutal way of calling somebody a cunt.

That bitch is acting like a real tractor cunt right now.

by sombro March 5, 2011