A thin girl buried under make-up and covered with so many too-trendy accessories that she resembles a tranny.
OR
A super skinny guy who has over-accessorized to the max.
"Did you see those new pictures of Lady Gaga? She's crossing into Madonna territory, what a tranorexic mess!"
Boy#1 "Check out that emo queen in the skinny jeans over there! Those John Varvatos sunglasses weigh more than he does!"
Girl#1 "Yeah, someone get that tranorexic a cheeseburger!"
A pun that combines the disorder of anorexia with tanning. Is used to describe people, usually white women and teen girls, who are very tan/dark in skin tone. Tanorexics are more specifically women who purposely get tan by either sunbathing frequently or by a fake bake. It was suggested that, like anorexics, they have an addiction to tanning and won't stop no matter how dark they get. Hence, the term tanorexic.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.