Topper

Noun. The last toke you take before you stop smoking weed because you are as high as you want to be.

"No thanks man, that last one was my topper."

"No dude, I topped out already."

"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"

by Thomas Shane January 8, 2010

topper

A poo that is so large in the toilet it breaks the top of the water surface.

Friend: Man you were in the bathroom forever.

Me: Oh yeah man I had to take a topper.

by randomreboot26 November 17, 2011

Ezula Toptext

Adware/worm that alters your system registry so it reinstalls itself after you uninstall it.

Often found in downloads/utilities for Internet Explorer.

Toptext send my account number to Ezula

by YaoiGirlProxy January 18, 2005

Toppers

Abbreviation of Topshop.

Girl: Did you go into Toppers the other day babe?
Another girl: Yeah, I bought those shorts I was telling you about.

by nicola95 May 24, 2011

topless

Being without one's laptop.

She would have looked it up on IMDB, but she was topless.

by js February 9, 2009

Topper

A female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all sexual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.

My girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.

I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.

by Neon Deon February 23, 2014

Topped off

The art of diverting a peer/co-worker's attention away from you while you quickily remove your shirt, catching them off-guard when they look back. The more people you "top off", the cooler you become.

(insert name) said the copy machine was out of paper. I grabbed a stack off the shelf behind me and when I turned back around his shirt was off! I cannot believe I got "topped off" again this week!!!

by G-Magic22 April 20, 2011