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Tony is that one skinny kid that everyone thinks will never get a girlfriend. He tries to work out to get bigger, but he knows it will never work. Tony is often an Asian kid who has a tiger mom or parents that are never around. Everyone picks on him just because.
"Hey Tony."
"Shutup I'm working out."
"Are you're parents home?"

"What do you think?"
"Okay bye Bony"
Tony by SchoolRant December 14, 2021
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The coolest person I’ve eva met
My man tony is so badass dude!
Tony by Rum 4 life December 16, 2021
A Nibba wit a big d!ck
Did you see Tony’s d!ck it’s so big
Tony by Hotdude69 January 19, 2022
Tony is the most handsome, kind hearted man you will ever meet.

He has so many strengths and very few weaknesses.

His weaknesses only make him stronger.

He works very hard to be successful.

He has a lot of ambition.

He will make all of the women in the world melt.

He is better than he knows.

He shouldn't be afraid of not pleasing the one he loves because it is his heart that shines brighter than anything.

His intentions are good.

He is strong mentally and physically.

He is the man you take to your whole family to meet.

He will protect you.

He is husband material.

He cooks, cleans and is very intelligent.

He has so many great hobbies and qualities.
I want to marry Tony and have one boy and one girl. I want to explore new place with Tony because he will protect me.
Tony by BabyBekahYeung January 26, 2022
When you have sex with a girl and out of the blue and hunt you for your sexy body that they can't resist. Last year five tony's died from having sex with too many girls at once. Back in Christian time most people would rename god as Tony as the meant it fit better.
Guy: hi my name Is Tony
Girl: holy smokes plz stack me and my mom
Tony by Antondenfede February 1, 2022
Tony has a skill
Tony has a skill
Tony by RyanReynoldsGayFan March 10, 2022
Your gay friend's alter ego.
Tony: Yeah I do aeronautics engineering
Girl: Spit in my mouth.
Tony by TonyTimms March 10, 2022