The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.
Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:
"Where's Josh?"
"He's already spooning the toilet."
"Did you get pictures?"
"Where's Josh?"
"He's already spooning the toilet."
"Did you get pictures?"
by bteen3 November 18, 2007
To vomit.
The act of vomiting, usually while sitting on the floor, withc both arms around the toilet.
The act of vomiting, usually while sitting on the floor, withc both arms around the toilet.
1.Scot was hugging the toilet for the rest of the night after all that booze.
2.Katie went to the bathroom to toilet hug.
2.Katie went to the bathroom to toilet hug.
by zenboy3000 October 15, 2004
Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"
by simdave2000 May 06, 2010
by Mrwordman March 06, 2011
by JNRO January 20, 2008
a person who can't resist the urge to have a cellphone conversation, despite being in the middle of defecating in a public restroom; commonly found in office buildings.
Coworker 1: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
Coworker 2: "It was tough to relax with Jane from Accounting blabbering on her cellphone in the next stall. I never knew she was such a toilet talker."
Coworker 2: "It was tough to relax with Jane from Accounting blabbering on her cellphone in the next stall. I never knew she was such a toilet talker."
by billf62 May 15, 2009
by J.L. February 13, 2004