spooning the toilet

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.
Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"
by bteen3 November 18, 2007
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toilet hug

To vomit.
The act of vomiting, usually while sitting on the floor, withc both arms around the toilet.
1.Scot was hugging the toilet for the rest of the night after all that booze.
2.Katie went to the bathroom to toilet hug.
by zenboy3000 October 15, 2004
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toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.
Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"
by simdave2000 May 06, 2010
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toilet mash

The content inside hot pocket sideshots food source.
Those hot pocket sideshots have diarrhea toilet mash inside them.
by Mrwordman March 06, 2011
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toilet dippers

When a guy's balls are so saggy that they touch water while sitting on the toilet.
That guy's balls hung so low, they must be toilet dippers.
by JNRO January 20, 2008
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toilet talker

a person who can't resist the urge to have a cellphone conversation, despite being in the middle of defecating in a public restroom; commonly found in office buildings.
Coworker 1: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Coworker 2: "It was tough to relax with Jane from Accounting blabbering on her cellphone in the next stall. I never knew she was such a toilet talker."
by billf62 May 15, 2009
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toilet paper

Hahahahah! The blue eyes dragon yugio card is NO MATCH for my turd!
by J.L. February 13, 2004
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