Toffee Bullet

To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.

me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"

by Stidder December 6, 2009

Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

toffee banana

A code used often in the gay scene. When a man asks for a toffee banana he is requesting to receive anal sex without lubricant form multiple men.

“Can I get that toffee banana off you guys”

by RoadmanWhite December 19, 2017

toffernese

The half decipherable rantings of a madman with a touch of down's syndrom 10-15 minutes after a balloon full of smuggled cocaine burst in their ass.

The FDA quickly caught onto Chris once he began to speak Toffernese.

by Toffer666 September 27, 2018

Toffees

Nicknmame for Everton Football Club's players and/or fans.

I hope the toffees do well this season!

by Ur mum sells avon March 6, 2019

Toffee Crisp

An affectionate term referring to a woman’s crisp , round behind

Jeez, look at that Toffee Crisp man

by Salt Potato squad December 30, 2020

toffee.chrqs

toffee.chrqs is the best person ever!

Who is toffee.chrqs?

The best person ever

by toffee.chrqs October 27, 2021