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Ebeneezer Screw

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.
"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".
by Andru J. November 12, 2009
mugGet the Ebeneezer Screwmug.

screwed up

to have sex with someone way above your social, economic or hotness scale
Dude, I nailed a super-model last night

now way! you really screwed up!!
by oilcan905 October 7, 2009
mugGet the screwed upmug.

screwed up

1) adj: perverted. Being perverted.
2) adj: Stupid.
1) I'm really screwed up: I've written m/mRPS

2) Man, that soda machine is really screwed up. It costs 3$ for a soda!
by katrine April 11, 2004
mugGet the screwed upmug.

Screw you

A very nice way to say mom please just leave me alone right now i am getting very annoyed
Mom: you cant drive
Son: screw you
by Memeboiiiiiiiiiiiiii August 22, 2018
mugGet the Screw youmug.

screw up

Screw up is when you say the wrong name to your bitch while having sex.
uhhh Britney spears, you're so hot - SLAP - My name is Celine dion you stupid motherfucker!
by Kasper Nielsen April 3, 2004
mugGet the screw upmug.

screw driver

When you got a girl in the jack hammer position you put in a dip it has to be copenhagen long cut you spin an stop to use her body as a spitter
by the hawk 449 May 5, 2009
mugGet the screw drivermug.

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