A phrase coined by two hetaliafags to describe the act of touching/stroking/handling America's penis, Florida.
by erstin June 22, 2011

1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"
2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.
2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.
1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.
I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.
2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.
I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.
I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.
2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.
I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.
by patrick25 December 14, 2008

by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010

another word for a penis.
by KillerBigRay17 January 15, 2009

by violineadg123 December 17, 2008

Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”
Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”
Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”
by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021

by SBCar March 13, 2018
