by jboy420 April 18, 2020

Chief wasteman is the highest level of being a wasteman.
insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
by Soundguy11 August 27, 2011

A mystical being that pretends to be a leader but, only when it benefits them. Naval instructions do not apply to them but, preach to their junior sailors that they do. Do not defend you when you go to DRB. PT standards do not apply. They are hard to find and love keeping you late for no reason.
by Megz110 March 7, 2017

If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.
That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
by Raydon February 23, 2004

when one takes out a woman's dirty tampon with their teeth and then shakes their head rapidly back and forth, leaving red "war paint" on his cheeks.
by CapnSnuggles September 2, 2006

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by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003
