by Bdmsmcjsm September 13, 2021
by Beaks86 February 26, 2017
When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.
by The Lige May 15, 2016
by URBANMANTHATLIKESNOTHING July 04, 2017
My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.
by Beaks86 February 26, 2017
by LewyLew June 19, 2017
Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018