Wiggle

1)To have one's identity "borrowed" for lame, joking purposes only.

2)The best assistant treasurer in the history of mankind.

Joe got Wiggled when the sports page erroneously attributed a quote to him, when a backstabbing co-worker did it instead.

by TARDBOY70 August 23, 2004

Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

wiggling wiener

Wiggling Wiener is when somebody has a 50 yard penis.

My wiggling wiener is shriveling up.

by retard-guy November 12, 2022

Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl

How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

Wiggle Party

When someone or something climes inside your penis or rectum and starts wiggling around and having a party

Hey John, you having a wiggle party?
Yeah, wanna join?
Don't mind me, just lemme wiggle right in there

by Oneguywithonecup January 11, 2022

Wiggle Snaps

A small portion of skin below the left Jiggle Flap; it's purpose is holding the Jiggle Flaps in place.

When will you play with my Wiggle Snaps?

by Jumping Jumunguloh September 22, 2025

The Wiggle

Sneak up on a lady at night and put your flaccid penis on her shoulder and as it's starts chubbing up it's start wiggling near her face. This is what we call The Wiggle.

I did The Wiggle to Tina from Class 7B last night, she definitely loved it.

by The Original Wiggle September 19, 2017