3 definitions by pringlenads

Double Barreling

The act of two sexual partners sitting on a single toilet with one sitting on the other, the top half shitting through the legs of the bottom while they themself drop dookage.

🅱️Ethan: “The poop! Its not coming out!!

Everyone: retard stfu stop double barreling ur boyfriend in the Taco bell restroom

by pringlenads May 1, 2022

Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

Sklinking

The act of inserting a baseball bat into one’s anus. Can be the anus of you or another.

Sklinking: The act of inserting a baseball bat into one’s anus. Can be the anus if you or another.
Person #1: Hey man, wanna sklink?
Person #2: Hell yeah man! I call first!
Person #1: Fine.. I get first next time..

by pringlenads June 18, 2019